Top Ten Lies Told at Wrigley Field

1. August is our month
2. Just one more beer
3. We don’t need Maddux
4. Nobody sings as well as Harry
5. Our closer will stop ’em
6. The Tribune really cares about the fans
7. There’ll never be lights in Wrigley Field
8. Wait till next millennium
9. Parking’s No Problem
10. Bleacher Bums Aren’t Drunk

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